Monday, August 3, 2020

That Time I Explored An Elementary School's Creepy Basement

I'd worked at a particular elementary school for several years before I learned that it had... a basement.

I was mesmerized by this information. I'd had no idea there was so much going on down below the very halls I traversed daily! I had never seen any evidence of stairs leading anywhere, so how could there be this whole other floor to this building?

According to a book detailing the folklore of the school district, there was, in fact, a basement in this school. The book noted that the first graduating class of sixth graders actually got to take a tour through the basement "tunnels" as a treat. I was filled with envy. Kids had explored this hidden realm, and yet I, lover of all things old and mysterious, had not?

My interest in the school's mysterious basement was further piqued one day, when on a work break, I passed the custodian's closet. The door was open. I saw, on the far wall, another door with a sign that read "tunnel entrance." Aha! So that was the way in.

The custodian happened to be nearby. I began peppering him with questions. I asked if he had spent much time in those tunnels. He said he'd been down there many times. He explained that there were two entrances -- ladders -- and told me where the other one was. He told me how far the tunnels went (pretty much all under the original school's foundation... not the later additions).

Then he told me something else: "There are some weird things down there."

"Like what?"

"Oh, boxes. An old school desk. And an old-time sewing machine."

"I'd love to go down there," I said, trying to sound nonchalant. (I'm 99% sure I didn't pull it off.)

To my surprise, he replied, "Sure... whenever."

Less than a month later, accompanied by a friend, a flashlight, a camera, and a bicycle helmet, I descended one of the two ladders into the depths of this nearly sixty-year-old elementary school.



The first "weird" thing I encountered was this box of old records and report cards....



School records in and of themselves aren't weird. It's just that no school, as far as I know, typically keeps report cards from thirty years ago....



Next we found a box of tiles. This school pulled up its tile floors ages ago, so there's no need for spares. And yet...


This was the sewing table the custodian had mentioned. Alas, it was not as old as I was hoping. I mean, I shouldn't have expected a 150-year-old Singer to be sitting in the basement of a 60-year-old school, but that's how my brain works. 


Next, we encountered an extremely ancient relic...



Was this what I thought it was? Was this actually one of the ropes they used to have hanging in the gym? The ropes we kids used to have to climb in order to earn the coveted "E" on our P.E. report cards?

Or maybe it was for a random game of tug o' war.

Next to the rope, there were a bunch of these... filters...?




Then we found this... art table?... with an ominously-stained butcher paper lining....


A look down the "tunnel" and a glimpse at the "old school desks."



Again, I was a bit disappointed, having expected older desks. We used desks like these back in the 80s (along with other types), so these just felt... familiar.


We began to approach the door on the far end of the passageway, and I was reminded of that scene in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where the hallway gets smaller and smaller the farther you go. 

At least it wasn't totally dark down there...


My friend chose to stay in the main passageway, so I entered the second passageway solo, now crawling on my hands and knees. The ceiling here was much lower -- maybe 3 feet. I took a left. It was hot, stuffy, and very eerie....




Time-out corner?



Thanks to markings on the wall, I knew approximately where I was -- what rooms/hall I was underneath.



^The passageway's ceiling was made of this metal shed-roof-type stuff.







After I'd crawled 2-3 classroom lengths, I came to a part of the tunnel where pipes criss-crossed the width. I'd have had to really crawl low if I wanted to proceed. I decided I did not want to do that. Besides, the custodian had told me there wasn't really anything interesting beyond that point.

On my way back to the ladder, I noticed a few things I'd missed on my first pass...


A bedframe?


"Remove." Probably written by a sixth-grade teacher circa 1991, who had no idea this desk would end up here.


Light fixture thingies... the school hasn't used these types of lights in decades.


These look like the things they put butcher paper on.


Ceiling tiles! Did anyone else used to stare up at them, trying to count the holes? 



^A look down one of the other "corridors...." How I wished I had a vacuum!


Christmas decor! To be fair, we had to tread lightly around holidays, since our students came from so many different backgrounds, but we occasionally did decorate... just, apparently, not with these poor, forgotten items.

Near the ladder/entrance, some random projectiles had found their final resting place, it seemed...


Time to go back up...


One last look...


My journey had come to an end. But I left satisfied. Sure, I'd gone in expecting to see things that were "old," only to encounter a lot of things from my own school days. But what mattered was that I had seen The Basement with my own eyes at last. I'd been in the "tunnels" that I'd read about once upon a time. I had seen the dust and the grime and the creepiness for myself.

It was a grand little adventure.

Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Fantastic Names From The Past: 1957-1958 Edition

We're back -- with more fantastic names straight out of vintage yearbooks! Today we're looking at some California books o' the year from 1957 and 1958. Out of roughly two thousand students featured within, there are approximately 92 Sandys, 102 Dicks, 59 Judys, and 173 Bobs. How they all managed to discern each other, I'll never know. What I do know is that at least a few parents who birthed babies circa 1939-1941 must have thought, "You know what? Our child is going to have a moniker that means something! And ya know what else? We're going to send our baby to a high school where even the principal has a fantastic name!"



Eaton O. Bemis, thank you for setting the bar so, so high. I hope you were right proud of all your students. But especially these ones....


Clebert Bergeron

Virgil Tollefson

Bertha Barber

Truman Warsham

Aloha Norton

Martha Memmer

Karen Wynekoop

Haroldene Freeman

DeWayne McCormick

Bob Koob

Donna Dangler

Skip Ross 


Geneva Potepan

Davina Mogyorody

Garland Higgins

Joycene Laytart

Myrla Jule

Wanda Schwendt

Walt Slack

 Fayrene Lancaster

Parnell Waslien

Morris Mosby

Jules Canute


Gary Sexy

Gary Goodenough

Sandy Strain

Lyle Zerby

Jereanne Beardsley

Buddy Ay

Georjean Foraker


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 My picks for the Top 10 Fantastic Names Of 1957-1958:


10. Pete Pfleger

9. Sunny Dillingham


8. Vic Numbers


7. Ray-Nan Enders


6. Doil Ellington


5. Virlee Stickels


4. Pudgie Baldock


3. Wincie Yeargain


2. Corliss Filbert


and



1. Dick Elliott Doody


For those of the above still with us, please enjoy your eighties.


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Friday, July 3, 2020

Lost & Found: 1950's & 60s School Pictures & Snapshots

Lost & Found: 1950s & 60s School Pictures & Snapshots

Today I bring you some photos I found grouped together in the GoodWill Bins a year or two ago.

We begin in 1954.

Meet Bonnie...



Bonnie has many chums, including Janie and Cheryl....


She is also pals with plaid-clad Louise, Patty T, Bobby, Tommy, and Susan Z.


A year later, in 1955, both Cheryl (far right) and Janie (top, right) look barely a day older. Susan (bottom, left) now has glasses. The girls are joined by Kathy (top, left; the first of several Kathys) Karen (bottom, right), and, on the far left, an unnamed little girl.


Below we have Janet, Margaret, and Lynnette... and, on the top right, there's Louise again, who has ditched the plaid and has opted for a stunning cross-cross collar.


As 1956 rolls around, we have photos of Judy, our main girl Bonnie (now with flowers in her hair) and Randy.


Janie is now boasting an epic sweater...


And Karen refuses to age.


In 1957, Louise takes on a more serious expression and Janie tries out a shorter 'do.


Diane enters the mix in this undated photo...


As does Bill...


In 1958 Janie rocks some fantastic bangs....


1959 is officially here, and our girl Bonnie appears to have many friends: (Clockwise from the top left): Carol, Steve Robinson, Sandy Glick, Cindy Jones, and two unnamed fellas.


(Clockwise from the top left) Kathy, Barb Ruth, Karen Olson, Doug, Mary, Sharon Erickson, Pam Rickinson, and Kathy.


Below, on the left, a new person enters our saga, name unknown. On the right, Kathy has a few things to say to her friend Bonnie in 1960...



Here's Bonnie again, I assume the same Bonnie as before....


This one might read Love, Barb '59, but it could be another B-name.


Below, "Roger" puts his name in "quotes." 

Joan, wearer of fine pearls, does not.


Next we have a series of snapshots. Several feature a pair of toddlers named Pam and Pat, from 1957....


Grandma, Gary and Steven join in the fun, while one of the P-twins samples some grub...


Another pair of alliteratively-named toddlers, Debbie and David, appear, along with "Dad"...


A different Janet smiles brightly, and poses with a boy named Ronnie...


Below, Jean and Bill (whoever they are!) get hitched, and Steven, Grandma, Helen, Pam & Pat, and Dorothy hang out in a meadow...


Two handsome fellas, one named Bill....


This might be our girl Bonnie...


A couple of random kids...


This next group of color photos appear to be taken mostly at school.


On the back it reads: Pat Rooney, Gary S., 8th Grade


On the back: Rita Gaertner, Diane Mauer, 8th grade


On the back: Class, 8th Grade, 1958-1959


On the back: Mr. Morton (Social Studies), Glenn Nord, 8th Grade, 1958-1959


On the back: Barb Dahlstrom, 8th grade


And then there's this random picture of a baby. On the back it reads: Kathy Lesmeister, February 1959.

Up next we have a series of photos taken in what looks like someone's basement. Strangely, none of these ladies seem to appear in any of the other pictures.






Ah, the wacky adventures of Rouxann, Pat, Paula, and Sue!

But back to our girl Bonnie and her friend Kathy (not sure which Kathy anymore; there are so many!)


Check out those fabulous hats!

In this photo, Kathy wears a "Kathy" hat and the stuffed dog dons a "Bonnie" hat.


And then Bonnie wears the "Bonnie" hat, while the dog gets the "Kathy" hat. 


What does it all mean? We may never know.


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Starring: Bonnie Osterman, Kathy/Kathleen, Margaret, Lynnette B, Karen Eystad, Susan, Louise L, Janet Kieffer, Judy U, Randy K, Patty T, Bobby, Tommy, Susan Z., Rita Gaertner, Diane Mauer, Pat Rooney, Gary S., Pam and Pat, Roxann/Rouxann, Grandma, Gary, Steven, Debbie, David, Dad, Ronnie, Janet, Dianne, Pam Rickinson, Sharon Erickson, Joan, Mr. Morton, Glenn Nord, Roger, Karen Olson, Kathy Lesmeister, Barb Ruth, Mary, Doug, Cheryl, Carol, Steve Robinson, Sandy Glick, Cindy Jones, Kathy, and Jean and Bill.